0.0.

                       Hearken, good readers all -- 
                       Vicki the dactylist,
                       Scorning the masculine
                     	 Rhyme -- it don't fill our bowls! --
                       Truncates few quatrains, likes   
                       Bifemininity:           
                       Stressless and terminal
                     	 Similar syllables.                   

                     		    0.1.

                       "Higgledy Piggledy,
                       Czar of all dactylists,
                       Issues this edict: The
                     	 Quatrain ends so!" (Said he.)
                       Vicki replies that her
                       Antidogmatical
                       Precepts prevail over
                     	 Prettified prosody.

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                     		     1.
                     							 
                       Aria area --                      
                       Dr. A. Borodin
                       Left his poor patients in
                     	 Care of less harried eyes,
                       Thinking he'd operate              
                       Best if he put just a                     
                       Musicological                     
                     	 Stranger in Paradise.
                     

                     		     2.

                       Hey lady, lay lady --
                       Robert A. Zimmerman
                       Said, "The poor lot of a
                     	 Drab dude ain't thrillin'.
                       Wales is remote, but her
                       Laureate bard makes this
                       Anagrammatical
                     	 BLAND BOY Bob Dylan."
                     

                     		     3.                            

                       Snippety clippety --
                       Young Myron Breckenridge
                       Had a few doubts for his
                         Surgeon to squelch.
                       "Cut all you want," he said
                       Supertranssexually,
                       "If you're quite sure I'll come
                         Out as Ms. Welch."


                                    4. 

                       Ta ra ra boom de yay --
                       Ted J. Kaczynski, prof,
                       Found his diversions in
                     	 Complex analysis
                       Somewhat inelegant
                       Sans the fine touch of hands
                       Unabombastically     
                     	 Shorn of their callouses.
                     

                     		     5.

                       Karmic cosmology --
                       Scholars Einsteinian,
                       Penning proud epics to
                     	 Destiny's universe,
                       Scoff at the crap-shooting
                       Microparticulate
                       Quantum-mechanical
                     	 Theories as puny verse.


                                   6.0.

                       First lady, terse lady --
                       Eleanor Roosevelt,
                       Broad of mind, thought she could
                         Dance quite a swank lindy.
                       Guiding the nation, though,
                       Couldn't be left to her
                       Machiavellian
                         Hubby, Chief Franklin D.


                                   6.1.

                       Clinkety clankety --
                       Franklin D. Roosevelt
                       Brought deepest thoughts to his
                         Learned wife Eleanor:
                       "Gold standards lead to an
                       Autocatalysis
                       Vulnerability.
                         Better to sell an ore!"


                                   7.0.

                       Dazzling diversity --
                       William J. Clinton, Esq.,
                       Flashed a menorah in
                         Harlem for Hanukkah.
                       Hillary, vexed at his
                       Variegational
                       Values, hissed, "Shit-can your 
                         Torchlight for Monica."


                                   7.1.

                       Hipster hypocrisy --
                       Senator Hillary
                       Stands by her man in her
                         Ivory palace, sees:
                       Heterosexuals
                       Hagiographically;
                       Affianced faggots as
                         Foibles and fallacies.



Vicki Richman
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