0.0.
  	
         Hearken, good readers all -- 
         Vicki the dactylist,
         Scorning the masculine
           Rhyme -- it don't fill our bowls! --
         Truncates few quatrains, likes   
         Bifemininity:           
         Stressless and terminal
           Similar syllables.                   
  	
        	    0.1.
  	
         "Higgledy Piggledy,
         Czar of all dactylists,
         Issues this edict: The
           Quatrain ends so!" (Said he.)
         Vicki replies that her
         Antidogmatical
         Precepts prevail over
           Prettified prosody.
  	
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        	    1.
        						 
         Aria area --                      
         Dr. A. Borodin
         Left his poor patients in
           Care of less harried eyes,
         Thinking he'd operate              
         Best if he put just a                     
         Musicological                     
           Stranger in Paradise.
        
  	
        	    2.
  	
         Hey lady, lay lady --
         Robert A. Zimmerman
         Said, "The poor lot of a
           Drab dude ain't thrillin'.
         Wales is remote, but her
         Laureate bard makes this
         Anagrammatical
           BLAND BOY Bob Dylan."
        
  	
        	    3.                            
  	
         Snippety clippety --
         Young Myron Breckenridge
         Had a few doubts for his
           Surgeon to squelch.
         "Cut all you want," he said
         Supertranssexually,
         "If you're quite sure I'll come
           Out as Ms. Welch."
  	
  	
                      4. 
  	
         Ta ra ra boom de yay --
         Ted J. Kaczynski, prof,
         Found his diversions in
           Complex analysis
         Somewhat inelegant
         Sans the fine touch of hands
         Unabombastically     
           Shorn of their callouses.
        
  	
        	    5.
  	
         Karmic cosmology --
         Scholars Einsteinian,
         Penning proud epics to
           Destiny's universe,
         Scoff at the crap-shooting
         Microparticulate
         Quantum-mechanical
           Theories as puny verse.
  	
	
                      6.0.
  	
         First lady, terse lady --
         Eleanor Roosevelt,
         Broad of mind, thought she could
           Dance quite a swank lindy.
         Guiding the nation, though,
         Couldn't be left to her
         Machiavellian
           Hubby, Chief Franklin D.
  	
  	
                      6.1.
  	
         Clinkety clankety --
         Franklin D. Roosevelt
         Brought deepest thoughts to his
           Learned wife Eleanor:
         "Gold standards lead to an
         Autocatalysis
         Vulnerability.
           Better to sell an ore!"
  	
  	
                      7.0.
  	
         Dazzling diversity --
         William J. Clinton, Esq.,
         Flashed a menorah in
           Harlem for Hanukkah.
         Hillary, vexed at his
         Variegational
         Values, hissed, "Shit-can your 
           Torchlight for Monica."
  	
  	
                      7.1.
  	
         Hipster hypocrisy --
         Senator Hillary
         Stands by her man in her
           Ivory palace, sees:
         Heterosexuals
         Hagiographically;
         Affianced faggots as
           Foibles and fallacies.
  	
  	
                      8.
  	
         Artful aristocrat --
         Queen-delict Hockey Mom
         Quaintly holds marriage not
           Meant to be fairy fun,
  	iving our taggers a
         Palindromistical
         Counterorthography:
           "I harass Sarah I."
  	
  	
                      9.
  	
         Aria Maria --
         Callas Divina (now
         Coloratura, now
           Helden-drammatico)
         Sailed from Verona to
         Aristotelian
         Seas, as her repertoire
           Sank to a flat echo.
	
	
                     10.0
  	
         Iced Ideology --
         David A. Paterson
         (New York state senator,
           Head Dem, from Sugar Hill),
         Turned from his home base and
         Scorned legislative for
         Gubernatorial.
           He ate a sucker pill!
	
	
                     10.1
  	
         Princess of politics --
         Caroline Kennedy,
         Jobless at fifty, scanned
           Listings by Paterson
         For, you know, qualities
         Hereditarily
         Biogenetical.
           She's in the shatter zone!
	
	
                     10.2
  	
         Luxe libertarian --
         Kirsten E. Gillibrand,
         Neither a Jew nor a
           Seventh Day Adventist,
         Parses the next clause for
         Religiosity,
         Finding her faith as a
           Second Amendmentist.





                     0-10		         
   (A long-count, no-dactyl, knockout sentence,
   with heartfelt appreciation of a courageous,
   peace-loving people whose lovely orthography
   terminates in two much-needed characters.)

0-3     A geezer of no net worth re-enacted,
4,5     by a boffo urge in Sufi verism,
6,7     rapacious Ixion's heinous event,
8-10    which he'd heighten in extent.  


Vicki Richman
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